Our story begins in the quaint and somewhat dimwitted village of Tism, nestled in the back corner of the Shire where a very retarded young hobbit by the name of Dildo Faggins lived.

Dildo wasn’t your typical hobbit; his adventures didn’t involve second breakfasts or blowing smoke rings from his pipe.  Instead, Dildo was known for his peculiar hobby of collecting memes.  However, Dildo wasn’t interested in cute animal or AI memes, he instead held a propensity for collecting the most retarded, steamiest shitter memes Middle Girth had to offer.

One fateful day, as Dildo was attempting to teach his pet rock Sproto how to fetch, his friend — a cunning and extremely autistic Wizard — Gaydolf Shitler stumbled into the trenches of his hobbit-hole. “Dildo, my dear hobbit!” Gaydolf exclaimed, drool dripping from his beard, “We must embark on a quest of utmost importance!”